If None of These Are Funny to You… You Suck
1. You can tell how much your mom loves you just by your name alone (No examples needed you know if you got a jacked up or ghetto name)
2. Guys, please save yourself the trouble, pursue women that you can actually get (Middle aged and gray ain’t gonna get you a youngin’ unless you got the money to pay)
3. Take off that silly ass hat!!! (thanks to Chris Rock)
4. Being loud is a prerequisite to ghettoness
5. If you drink malt liquor on the regular you will always be ghetto
6. There are only a few topics that shouldn’t be laughed at
7. Spandex isn’t meant for every woman
8. CORNBREAD… AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!! (once again thank you Chris Rock)
9. It’s fun to laugh at people in restaurants with atrocious table manners (its not just funny with babies)
10. Oh, and there is NO such thing as a bi-sexual guy… if you’re a guy and like guys, you are gay or as I like to say you’re a Fun Boy!!!
I can safely say that this shouldn’t offend anyone but if it does screw it! I’m not a celebrity so there’s no backlash!!!
